King Missile Detachable Penis Alternative Rock
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it s going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can t for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn t find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn t seen
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