The truth about the life of men in Russia

Welcome to the First Cynical Channel. Today I would like to tell you about the life of a Russian man. I m 36 years old, I m a man and I live in a kind of hell. In the Russian hell. It s unlikely that I will be living more than 60 years. Probably not more than 50. Do i fear death No. Death for Russian men is a deliverance. This is an endless vacation. It s an escape from a madhouse. Most of the Russian men live in poverty. Perhaps you ve heard that the average salary in Russia is about 500 euros. It s a lie