Russian Unicorn a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

iTUNES LINK: Original video here: Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video. ) RUSSIAN UNICORN I ma blast your brains Talking fullon sex I got a porcupine called Zazoom He leaves his scent on people s graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves ) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don t y all just float off Now you re useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We ll probably do it on the couch While my roomie s out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don t come home A Hot Pocket for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and br, br,