Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap
Voldemort, 1: I m the darkest dark wizard in all of history, I ll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory. With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor You s a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore, I m the best wizard rapper you ever will see, you re a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy. I ve got multiple souls and can raise the dead If you think you can win then you ve been sorely misled Harry, 1 You s a big bald fairy, you think I m scared of you I smoked basilisk and I ll smoke you too. I got witches in class I got witches in the halls If you look under my cloak, you ll see my Hagrid size balls. I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess, Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart s Express You can t touch me son, I drive magic cars I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars Voldemort, 2 Poor little Harry, you re such darling lad. Do you miss you uncle
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