The Killers Joel The Lump of Coal (feat. Jimmy Kimmel)

Some time ago, at Santa s place Up in the old North Pole There lived a lump of anthracite Whose parents called him Joel Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Happy as a lump can be He just wants to keep Santa warm And make the elves cozy But Santa Claus had other plans For Joel one fateful day Joel, you re just the lump I need Come join me on my sleigh Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Heart leapt up with joy I ll soon be Santa s present to A lucky girl or boy We ll laugh and play together And hold each other tight Snuggle under clean white sheets When we go to sleep at night Then Santa s elves all laughed at Joel You re in for a surprise You re not a special Christmas gift You re just a booby prize What kid would ever want you You re filthy as can be Now you have to go and live With one who s been naughty But I make heat, poor Joel cried And electricity You pollute the air With CO2 and mercury Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Fell down upon his knees I don t wanna live with a naughty kid Don t make me, S