Sassy Gay Friend: Hamlet

He has been kinda hard to deal with lately Ophelia, he stabbed your Dad through a curtain Oooh So, instead of drowning yourself, you re gonna write a sad poem in your journal and move on. P. S. This is the best your hair has ever looked REALLY Yes Oh my God, I can t believe you were gonna get it wet. You re so crazy, Ophelia. Oh, come on, you stupid bitch, let s get outta here. She s a stupid bitch