Welcome to THE UPSIDE DOWN

Good evening, and welcome to the upside down. Where what you see, can never be, and what you know, just isnt so. Where bad is good and wrong is right. Where truth went down without a fight. Where you might just say, everyday is opposite day. Can I offer you a mask or an anal swab Rape is the law, if its for a good cause. Oh no, it isnt mandatory, that would be cruel, but you have no choice, thats our only rule. Before you enter I must tell you about the worlds deadliest disease. It can take you out with a single sneeze. It s a clever bugger too, it cant take out a violent mob it only thrives in those with jobs. but luckily, we have the only cure, it wont stop it from spreading but that s all we know for sure. So What does it do , you may ask. No one knows, so please be sure to double mask. Its super safe the doctor said. Even if you end up dead, because the antidote cant kill you since it s the leading cause of coincidence. Now roll up your sleeve and lets go, Ill take you through the backward