The 40 Year Old Automatic Door Virgin

We all remember our first time using an automatic door. As toddlers, we gradually mastered its complexities soon after learning how to walk. However, what if a man from ancient Rome were suddenly and inexplicably transported into the lobby of a modern office building or perhaps just some guy who lived in his mom s basement for 40 years and never watched any TV Who among us would not have assumed that holding a Captain Morgan for pose for two minutes would NOT trigger the motion sensor