Problems with English

The Italian man who went to Malta One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast She brings me only one piss I tell her i wanna to piss She says go to the toilet I say you dont understand I want to piss on my plate She say you better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch I dont even know the lady And she calls me a son of a bitch Later