Morning Rescue rescues Sayaka Miki from her tragic fate SPOILERS

No I must kill the witches Sayaka shouted Kyubey said No, Sayaka. You are the witches And then Sayaka was a Lovecraftian LSD abomination uhhh, as of March 3, 2011, make that a papiermachécollage mermaid knight. not if Morning Rescue has anything to say about that last statement Truly now with their act of heroism are they worthy of ranking amongst the greats of advertising alongside Segata Sanshiro, Never Say No To Panda, Japanese SpongeBob Happy Meal, Pakistani Sonic Happ