Chris Rock No Sex in the Champagne Room

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999, No matter what a stripper tells you, There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room Dont go to parties with metal detectors. Sure, It may feel safe inside, But what about all those (BEEP) waitin outside with guns, They Know You Aint Got One If a girl tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12. If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Dam Near 40 Take off that silly hat. The ODB couldnt have possibly committed all those crimes. Coolio did some of that (S