Dylan Moran Live

i need a healthy injection of cynicism right now the children can be incredibly difficult to like, something simple as a child going to bed. you say: bedtimebedtimebedtime that s not what the child hears. what the child hears is: lie down in the dark for hours don t move i m locking the door now arnold schwartzenegger is the governor of california. there s a perfectly ordinary english centence. how did that happen i ll tell you: he got there by lifting things. in his underpants.