Beard With Glue a Bad Lip Reading

Available on iTunes Original vid here: LYRICS BELOW: BEARD WITH GLUE I bought a lot of good weed And a bottle of milk A soggy eggshell The phantom s gonna teach me how to break the submarine Cause I m real laid back My owl wore clothes The zebra thinks he s half not black Hope you fall On your burger and fries The bullfrog hates you I saw your friends Drowning in blood And I sold the wine to you Guess I ll shave a beard with glue Caught your dog in my hut, It s a wellknown mutt It took chicken from my fridge As I was frying hot ducks On a freezing night It always liked to bite Where s them boobies I wanna ice this cake Hope you fall On your burger and fries The bullfrog hates you I saw your friends Drowning in blood And I sold the wine to you Guess I ll shave a beard with glue Who do you think would win br, br,