Corey Taylor X M

There ain t nothing more depressing then a pine tree Gussied up candy canes and balls Those carolers have kept me up for hours It s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls Now I m no wiccan commie or nothing But there s one holiday I can t stand It s ain t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools But it ll surely make a fool out of everyman HA If I ain t drunk then it ain t Christmas You know where to stick those jingle bells If I ain t hammered it ain t hanukkah And all you motherfuckers go to hell I