Mac Gyver Theme WITH LYRICS brentalfloss

This is my first With Lyrics that s not a video game I think I ll do Golden Girls next. Oh wait, that already has lyrics. LYRICS: He s a secret agent, in the face of death he laughs Cause he solves any problem with the use of arts and crafts He can kill you dead without a single gun or bullet It s like Mr. Wizard hit the gym and grew a mullet He makes chicks cry You too, (come on) don t lie He s the master of the jerry rig Thats a fact He s like Beakman and Bill Nye on crack Makes his clothes, cuts his own hair Shaves his balls with plastic silverware If you re trapped have no doubt, give MacGyver a shout, if there s any way out, he ll know Watch as he saves your life with a swiss army knife (how d he do that ) This is the MacGyver show Chchchchchip and Dale I mean MacGyver, sorry It sounds a lot like Chip Dale Rescue Rangers He escapes evil troops With disguises made of his own poops Yes, he does, because He s Macgyver Hehe s Mahacgyhyve