Naughty Town 80s Glam Parody

She s Nine written by Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen She struts her stuff from across the room showin off those luscious legs Wearin that schoolgirl uniform makin all the young guys beg I was a lonely school bus driver just working from week to week She got on the bus and winked at me and I could hardly speak When everyone else got off the bus she sat down next to me She was getting so hot and bothered that was plain to see Then grabbed ahold a my stick shift and made the engine stall She said there s no grass on the field but we can still play ball She s Nine and that s just Fine Tastes so sticky sweet like unfermented wine She s Nine and that s just fine She knows how to use it and she s just about to lose it Her daddy says she s too young he s always on my case Every time I come to pick her up he shoots me with his mace My friends have all disowned me they won t talk to me no more