Eva Longoria Parker for MTV EMA

Yo, I am Eva Longoria and this is my storia, one sweet homegirl who comes from Wysteria. I m Latin, thighs like satin. I am here to host, I ain t doin no a latte, On a hot day, Fast and cheap like Maserati, But when Im talkin, Let me make it clear, Pay attention boys, Yo my eyes are up here I am the queen, yeah I am the host. Any time I want I can order french toast. Yo. Anytime. All day. They have to make it for me. Thats right cause Im the host.