Kobolds An Original DD Song

Never trust tiny lizards that will kick your ass till next Tuesday What do you call those little bitty lizards Kobolds Those cocky little shits that can still be wizards Kobolds They say theyre dragons, but were not sure One things certain, theyre not a bore. Theyre crafty as hell, and kinda weak Oh and if you hug them, they will likely squeak Kobolds Kobolds Kobolds Kobolds What are smaller than goblins and Dwarfs Kobolds A lot of them wish they could just polymorph Kobolds Some think theyre shit, others find them cute And hey like dragons, they like to loot Stealing anything, that has a pretty shine Its hard to tell, where they all align Kobolds Kobolds Kobolds Kobolds Ok I know what you might be thinking And its probably hard to sink in Wh br, br,