RUS Game of Thrones Ultimate Birthday Rap Battle

BAELISH: Welcome to King s Landing, a city of kings and whores where anything can happen. PYCELLE: Yes, quite right. VARYS: Do be careful, cause shit s about to get real. ROBERT BARATHEON: Ho. Well, I m the fuckin King Robert Baratheon, wrathful and nasty, when I drop the fuckin hammer, invade like a pathogen, now gimme three whores, so I can smack that ass again, and build a bigger orphanage to put all my bastards in. My wife s a brotherfucker and a straightup bitch who gave me three blonde shits, bu