Paul Harvey ( IF I WERE THE DEVIL)

IF I WERE THE DEVIL If I were the prince of darkness, I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And Id have a third of its real estate and fourfifths of its population, but I wouldnt be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree thee. So, Id set about however necessary, to take over the United States. Id subvert the churches first. Id begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: Do as you please. To the young I would whisper, that the Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that whats bad is good and whats good is square. And the old, I would teach to pray after me, Our Father, which are in Washington And then, Id get organized, Id educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. Id threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. Id peddle narcotics t