Why Im NOT In A Relationship

Every 45 seconds of the day 2 things happen: 1. I m hungry; 2. Someone asks me Are you dating anyone . I get it. I m a 27yearold brown woman, you don t know what else to ask. Also most of these people are my aunts, uncles, mom and dad. And I say no, no, i m not dating anyone. And even if I was dating someone, you know, I d be lying to you. I d be like no, we re just friends and we only hang out to do school and I know I m not in school, we just wanna remain academic. by academic I kidding: I m way too shy for that. Back to the point, though: No, I m not in a relationship for the following reasons. 1. Hustle 2. Romance , I don t know any way how I can sugarcoat this, so I m just gonna say it: I dislike romantic things, 3. Pickup lines 4. Ships