Foot the ball Wizards Music with Electric Rocks In

This isn t fantasy I ve travelled round the Discworld I thought I d seen it all Til those crazy AnkhMorporkians Invented foottheball You ain t seen nothing like it From Uberwald to Krull Those fat aging wizards Sure kick a mean football Their shorts are long and baggy And a little bit obscene They love a dirty tackle Just ask Glenda Sugerbean There is no substitution Not many rules at all Those fat aging wizards Sure kick a mean football They re foot the ball wizards They shoot when they should pass The orangutan goalie s got Such a hairy arse Why do you think they do it I don t know I m not sure they should If they punch you in the gonads You d better call handball Even if you think they re crazy They don t care at all They re redfaced and they re wheezing They ll run until they fall Those fat aging wizards Sure kick