You Cant Touch Mormon Jesus

This is a reupload of a video originally created by igiulamam, which was taken down on a spurious claim. Lyrics are in the description and at least two places in the comments so stop asking. (To MC Hammer s Can t Touch This) Mormon Jesus Mormon Jesus Mormon Jesus Long, long, long, (Mormon Jesus) long, long ago A spirit child on one of these planets was conceived To an unidentified god and his goddess wife named Elohim Elohim was conceived This spirit child was later born to human parents Near a mysterious star called Mormon Jesus Mormons believe in Mormon Jesus Through obedience to Mormon Jesus He was elevated to godhood As Mormon Jesus Mormon teaching on death and resurrection (Mormon Jesus) Endless sex had by the god of Mormonism and his wife Produced billions of sons Lucifer the devil and a billion tons of children The sons with the Mormon Jesus called a great heavenly meeting (meeting) To decide their destiny was to have sex with Elohim s eldest son Lucifer and his brother Mormon Jesus Elohim s so