Kate Micucci I Want to Be a Nun ( The Nun Song)

Kate Micucci plays The Nun Song Recorded June 18, 2010 at the Playhouse Theater in Chicago, IL. This act was in a show called Alone: Chicago s Best Solo Acts as part of the TBS Just for Laughs tour LYRICS: I want to be a nun So I can marry a priest and we ll have a baby And we ll name him Jesus Our house would have a swimming pool For little baby Jesus to walk on we d send him to Sunday School To sing songs about himself Whoa Mom and Dad I want to be a nun Wouldn t it be fun to go to Rockefeller Center and go ice skating A cliche I know but it s okay to be singing Songs about the nunnery where they sent Ophelia But that was Shakespeare and this is God One and the same says my English teacher I want to be a nun So I can drink wine on Sundays and beer on St. Patrick s Day With Sister Mary Margaret O Brien And the Father and the Son We d all go for a drive with a little puppy dog named Moses and he d