( A Biologists) St. Patricks Day Song

I m resurrecting this nerdy drinking song from last As many of you perceptive viewers noticed there were a couple alcoholinduced scientific errors in my last version of this song (gold star, perceptive viewers ) so I thought this St. Patrick s day would be a perfect time to correct them. Lyrics: In the year of our lord eighteen hundred and eleven On March the seventeenth day I will raise up a beer and I ll raise up a cheer For Saccharomyces cerevisiae Here s to brewers yeast, that humblest of all beasts Producing carbon gas reducing acetaldehyde But my friends that isn t all it makes ethyl alcohol That is what the yeast excretes and that s what we imbibe Anaerobic isolation Alcoholic fermentation NADH oxidation Give me a beer CHORUS My intestinal wall absorbs that ethanol And soon it passes through my bloodbrain barrier There s a girl in the next seat who I didn t thi