Biff The Cat Comes Through The Catflap

This is typical. It beats me how human civilisation ever advanced when they can t even sort out a reasonablysized catflap for me. As if trying to squeeze through that hopelessly miniscule hole isn t humiliating enough, they have to leave carrier bags full of bottles for recycling by the entrance, which makes the whole pallaver noisy and tiresome. I wouldn t mind but the Master and Mistress frequently stand there and guffaw as I struggle to get into the house. I can t see the joke myself, but I ve learn