George Costanzas Greatest hits

Seinfeld Best of George Costanza Classic lines like: It s not you, it s me I m Cartwright You had to have the big sallad I m an architect I wish there were pigmen Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl Can t drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up I ve driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution I drive them to lesbianism, he brings em back I was at the pool, there were shinkage Sex with the cleaning lady She s bald, I got rejected by a bald woman Everytime I think I m out, they pull me back in My mother caught me, I was alone I am Costanza, lord of the idiots This is like discovering plutonium by accident George is getting upset Serenity now I hate the Drake I m gonna need some water here You get in the mood George s answering machine Killing independent George