The Italian Man Who Went To

The Italian Man Who Went To Malta: One day Imma gonna to Malta to bigga hotel. In the morning, I go downe to eate breakfast. I telle waitress: I wanna 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only 1 piece. I telle: I want 2 piece. She says: Go to the toilet I say: You no understand, I wanna 2 piece on the my plate. She say: You better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch. I don t even know the lady and she calle me a son of a beach. I go to eate to the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I telle: I wanna the fock She telle me: Everybody wanna fuck I telle: You no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say: You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch. So I go back to my room in a hotel. And there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager, I m telle him I wanna sheet He telle me to go to the toilet. I say: You no understand, I wanna sheet on my br, br,