LITTLE GIRL GODFATHER
Here you go: Bartender: What will you have folks Grandfather: A large pepperoni pizza. Girl: And a Pepsi, please. Bartender: A Pepsi Sure thing, Curly. (pours Coke) Here you go, Cupcake Girl: Thank you. (takes drink) (Theme music from The Godfather plays) Girl: (in voice of Marlon Brando as the Godfather) Hey Come here. I want you to listen to me carefully. We both know I ordered a Pepsi Cola. And now youve insulted me and a member of my family by offering me this. However, Im a civilized person, an
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