Ahmed Jingle Bombs

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a Nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That s when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery Oh, Jingle bombs Jingle bombs Mine blew off you see Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling