Marketing Concepts in Two Minutes
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me Thats Direct Marketing 2. Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: Hes very rich. Marry him. Thats Advertising 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, Im very rich. Marry me. Thats Telemarketing 4. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, Im rich. Will you marry me Thats Public Relations 5. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich Can you marry me Thats Brand Recognition 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me,
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