The 5 Reasons Why Lunix Really Sux

This video is something in between the JC s why blackberry sux, and Bryans why he hates linux. The five reasons are the following: 1) Lack of need to install drivers 2) No Linux Genuine Advantage built in 3) No ransomware (what we, people at Tech Support, gonna do when everyone starts using Linux) 4) No Telemetry build in, how else to improve the system 5) disk usage, is lunix anorexic or something