Pissed Jeans No Convenient Apocalypse

There s no convenient apocalypse Won t be no vaporizing cloud Now we re gonna have to soak in what we created too bad There s no simple armageddon No easy way out We can t just write it all off, throw up our hands and pout There ain t no convenient apocalypse Won t see no vaporizing cloud But as for madness and misery, just look around Don t count on an explosion Rapture fantasy We ll still have birds and trees, just a whole lot less of em Not getting off that easy, no planetary collision We ll still be living here under the glare of our betrayed children You see, there s no convenient apocalypse Won t be no vaporizing cloud Now we re gonna have to soak in what we created too bad Too bad We re screwed Just not in a pleasant, easily resolved, no questions asked, nuclear global happy ending with a big bow on top