Harry Potter in the hood

I m a boy named Harry Both my parents are dead Now I m hangin in the ghetto Earnin wizard street cred In the common room crib I be chillin with the shorties My homies and me Are drinkin Butterbeer 40s Malfoy is the boy I d like to kick in the rump We re at each other s throats Just like Rosie Trump I fight the threeheaded doggy And I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my freak Cause she makes me feel dirty I pimped out my broomstick With 28 speakers I once cut a house elf Just to take his sneakers Voldemort is my bitch Fool, he ain t no man I can t wait to bust a cap Up in his Azkaban My name is Harry P To the O, to the T To the T, to the E To the R, you see He s a magic man He puts a hex in the city Don t call him Harry Potter Cause my name is H Piddy