Turtle Fucks A Hiking Boot, Shoe

Cowabunga. The squeaking noise it makes is most likely produced to induce the female into ovulation. This was no female, I assure you. And if I recall correctly, no shoe has ovaries, except maybe converse allstars, cos emos wear that shit. And emos listen to emo music, which is like punk rock on estrogen. And estrogen comes from ovaries. Yeah. Yep. Fuckin emos. The song is Let It Whip, by the Dazz Band. Copyright 1982 Motown Records. All rights reserved.