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Legend tells that the first pokemon trainers used acorns as pokeballs, and dinosaur bones as TMs, or some stupid shit. The truth of the matter was, it was the pokemon which first tamed their masters. Young UngoBoingus, a strapping lad of totally legal consent, would emerge one day from his family s beachside condo cave and head down to the river. There, he would admire the overhang of his massive brow ridge, scratch