Baron von Nightmare GSXR Off

Never ever do this. This is my worst ever experience on a motorcycle. For some reason i decided to take my GSXR1000 greenlaning yes I am a complete penis. I apologise for the profanity i was losing the will to live. I could have easily broken my leg in one of the crashes, I had no cell phone reception, nobody knew where i was and worst of all, i had no Lucozade or Tracker bars to maintain my energy in the Just one Double Decker which softened the impact upon landing. Is this the la