Courtney Acts Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya, The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

This Fall, buck the hackneyed trends that ooze like a pussfilled pimple from the runways of Milan and Paris. Instead, embrace the effortless style that comes from the classic downunder fashion of the extraordinarily ebullient and embarrassingly eloquent Courtney Act. Whether you re channeling your inner Crocodile Dundee or the cowboy sleaze of John Wayne s 40 lbs of impacted colon feces, look no further for your comprehensive Fall Fashion Guide From Miss Act s sparkly rhinestone Dr. Martens to her signature CoochieCut bugle crystal jorts, your neighbors will be peaking through their blinds to goon at the unadulterated gorgeousness on display. To accent your geneticallyperfect complexion and perfectlycoiffed hair, finish the outfit with a genredefying sequined denim Jacket and blindinglyneonyellow tubetop that subtly hints at the existence of the perky little nipples that lie beneath. If you can walk down the street wearing this outfit without being instantly booked to be