Harry Potter in the Hood

I m a boy named Harry both my parents are dead Now I m hangin in the ghetto earnin wizard street cred In the common room crib I be chillin with the Shorties, My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties Malfoy is the boy I d like to kick in the rump We re at each others throats just like Rosie Trump I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my Freak cuz she makes me feel dirty I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers Voldemort