How To Smuggle Drugs

Today I show you how to smuggle drugs. Please be aware that Drug smuggling is extremely illegal, I highly recommend you do not attempt it, as you may end up behind bars for life. I myself used to smuggle eggs over various borders around the world to raise money to fund my egg addiction. I got caught, and they immediately removed all the eggs from my anus and ate them in front of me. It was torture. Egg smuggling is highly illegal and may result in the eggs you previously shoved up your anus being ripped out