Carrie Underwood Before He Cheats

Right now he s probably slow dancing With a bleachedblond tramp And she s probably getting frisky Right now, he s probably buying Her some fruity little drink Cause she can t shoot whiskey Right now, he s probably up behind her With a pool stick Showing her how to shoot a combo And he don t know I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little soupedup 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he l t