The Philosophers Song Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Please Subscribe to Website The Philosopher s Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There s nothing Nietzsche couldn t teach ya bout the raisin of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, alf a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: I drink, therefore I Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he s pissed.