From Gods Perspective VOTex

LYRICS: The books you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn t be a dick And I don t watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly, I don t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep. You re not going to heaven. Why the fuck would you think Id ever kick it with you None of you are going to heaven. There s a trillion aliens cooler than you. You shouldn t abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to. You shouldn t rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do. I don t think masturbation is obscene. Its absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I ve ever seen. You make my job a living hell. I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well. You re not going to heaven. Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns. None of you are going to heaven. You re not my children you re a bad games of Sims. You shouldn t abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to. You can eat pork, because why the fuck would I give a shit You