THE DEAD KENNEDYS Terminal Preppie

Terminal Preppie I go to college That makes me so cool I live in a dorm And show off by the pool I join the right clubs Just to build an impression I block out thinking It won t get me ahead My ambition in life Is to look good on paper All I want is a slot In some big corporation John Belushi s my hero I lampoon and I ape him My news of the world Comes from Sports Illustrated I m proud of my trophies Like my empty beer cans Stacked in rows up the wall To impress all my friends No, I m not here to learn I just want to get drunk And major in business And be taught how to fuck Win Win I always play to win Wanna fit in like a cog In the faceless machine Chorus I m a terminal terminal terminal preppie terminal terminal terminal preppie terminal terminal terminal terminal terminal terminal terminal terminal I want a wife with tits Who ju