The real reason my boyfriend left me

Yesterday you told me that you would like to meet me and i was like whatever let s hang out today then you pulled your fingers between my silly fingers and i was like whatever you kissed me after that but there s nothing i can do to keep myself from eating you you say it s fucked up but it s true that i m a dinosaur with you then you said you love me and walked me to the bedroom and i was like whatever let s make out tonight tomorrow you will tell me that you can t live without me and i ll be like whate