Go Kart Racing ( Accidentally Masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates

Riki Garfunkel Lindhome and Kate Oates Micucci sing about Riki s recent experience on a go kart. Lyrics: Get on my go kart, strap myself in Rev up the engine let the fun begin Put my foot on the gas and I m outta the gate But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates My body s tingling from my head to my toes But the thing that s really buzzing I hope nobody knows Cause I m feeling kinda funny in a biblical way God damn it s shaking hard on my Georgia O Keefe bouquet I never guessed this trembling machine would Turn the motor on under my hood Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating Go kart racing, mechanically selffornicating Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb Hope nobody notices I m getting a lube job Don t need no gentleman to start my engine Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension T br, br,