All I ve ever wanted is for Juli Baker to leave me alone

What better way to ward Juli off What better way to say to her, Juli, you are not my type And so, my friend, I hatched the plan. I asked Shelly Stalls out. To fully appreciate the brilliance of this, you have to understand that Juli hates Shelly Stalls. She always has, though it beats me why. Shellys nice and shes friendly and shes got a lot of hair. Whats not to like But Juli hated her, and I was going to make this little gem of knowledge the solution to my problem.