I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto

copyright Blottones Music written by Broadway Blotto Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me Get on the ball A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What s she got against fresh air I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (life