Im a B tch ( MTG Parody)

MTGRemy Playmats Announcing a Patreon Changelings are a bit much. LYRICS: Victim of Night your creature Its a Changeling Huh You hate the world today You tried to target me but guess what I can change (Your cards talk ) I can understand how youd be so confused Im a blue creature, its true But Im a little bit of everything all rolled into one Im a witch, Im a soldier Im a child, Im a mother Im a sliver Im a saint Changelings are everything Im an elf, an efreet And a vampire too, it seems You know I wouldnt want it any other way So heres a hearttoheart Before you target me maybe reread the card Cuz when youre playing all those sorceries and instants And youre building up your Thing When you finally get to flip it The effect wont do a thing Cuz Im a fish, Im a dragon Im a nymph, Im a wagon Im a d