Spinal Tap Big Bottoms

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin That s what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I d like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl s got em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety che